So who is this a danger to? I’m confused.


I won a bike a while back from some Twitter giveaway, but I have yet to ride it. Rather, I had yet to buy a helmet. I finally did though, and now I remember the real reason I put it off: Because I’m going to procrastinate riding this thing until all of mankind is dust. Or until someone watches Lily, then Tenoreo and I can ride together. Do you realize how horrifying it is to ride a bike for the first time in like, 15 years? On your own!? People will judge me! They’ll do little wheelies around me and laugh at how out-of-shape I am!