Comic:

They’re like bullet ants on methamphetamines and they’re here to wreck up your food chain.

Life:

Here comes Spring! Alright! Warmer weather! Another chance at gardening! And allergies! You know those drinking hats you can put cans of stuff on and a straw brings it to your mouth? Because I’m gonna need one of those filled with nasal decongestant and the straws will go– you get it.