They’re like bullet ants on methamphetamines and they’re here to wreck up your food chain.


Here comes Spring! Alright! Warmer weather! Another chance at gardening! And allergies! You know those drinking hats you can put cans of stuff on and a straw brings it to your mouth? Because I’m gonna need one of those filled with nasal decongestant and the straws will go– you get it.